The Alpha Male

What is the Alpha Male? The Alpha Male is that guy that every girl in a social setting passionately desires for. The Alpha Male is that guy who has stalkers up the butt, girls who text message and call him every single day in hopes of just spending one meaningful day with him. “Oh, but if I could have just one moment with him, I can show him how wonderful of a woman I am!” Girls fall in love by the droves, dozens of women believing that their destiny in life is to marry him.

So the Alpha Male, in short, is the dominant male who exerts influence over essentially all the females in a particular social group. Now there are going to be some women among you who shake your head violently, saying that you do not like “Alpha Males”.  But I ASSURE YOU (almost 100% guaranteed), that if the Alpha Male of your group ever TRULY approached you romantically, and really asserted his interest in pursuing you, you would not be shaking your head so violently then! You may not date him in the end, but you would heavily consider it. That is because the Alpha Male is the Alpha Male because he encompasses qualities that make him very attractive and appealing to the opposite sex, and rightly so. He is confident. He is funny. He stands out in the crowd. Everyone is attracted to that. Everyone.

The sad reality, however, is that most of the time the women who are so caught up and interested in that “man” actually don’t really know him that well. They often fool or trick themselves into thinking that they do—but of course! Love is blind, there are so many times I’ve convinced myself that “this woman is the woman of my dreams!” The deceptive quality about this admiration is that most women are interested in the Alpha Male more because of the “idea” of the man, rather than true knowledge of the man. They know “about him” but they don’t really know him.

It’s interesting, to understand the social role of the Alpha Male. When you look at it from a guy’s perspective, there’s always an “understanding” when it comes to the Alpha Male. The Alpha Male generally transcends certain MAN LAWS, because although they are applicable for every other man, the Alpha Male is king, after all. What are man laws? Man laws are intrinsic laws that every man naturally and unexplainably understands about the rules of engagement. I’ll list a few.

1. Thou shalt NEVER approach, date, like, desire, want, seek, ANYTHING of this nature a woman that I am dating.
2. If I am the first to vocalize my desire to pursue a particular girl, it doesn’t matter if you thought about it first, you are not allowed to like her anymore. (It’s almost like a pissing contest. If I piss on her first, she’s MINE!)

These are but a few of the man laws that men abide by. This is non-applicable to people you don’t know, unfortunately. But within the context of people you do know, there’s this weird understanding that “if the Alpha Male were to pursue this girl, then dang, it sucks, but I understand.” It’s crazy! Absolute insanity! Woe is me. I am no Alpha Male. Hail to the Alpha Male of your group!